by Gainor M. Ventresco

My heart is broken, I shall fly this coop!
No pilot crackers for my tomato soup?
What gives Nabisco, you've let me down!
Where is my favorite cracker, Crown?
I've loved these crackers for 60 years
and lack of them brings me copious tears.
What can I do to let you know
How sorry I am they had to go?
They swam with the fish in my downeast "chowda,"
My praises for them can't get any "louda."
Come on Nabisco what do you say__
Bring Crown Pilot back and "Make My Day."

(Come on, Island lovers of Crown
Pilot Crackers - Call 1-800-Nabisco
and make them listen!)

January, 1997